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Crazy Numbers

August 18, 2008 · 3 Comments

OK, so I am sitting here procrastinating.  I should be doing and not just thinking about getting dinner ready for when the kids get home from drama class in an hour.  I know they will be starving, but I did pack them a reasonably huge snack bag for in the car so they should survive.  Anyway, in my procrastination I was clicking through different tabs on the wordpress site and opened my dashboard.  I found a tab for blog stats and thought I would check it out.  It maps how many visits you get to the site each day/week/month and presents it on a pretty little graph.   Those of you who blog are probably thinking ‘Well der, of course we check our stats…’  but I never knew it was there.  I mean I check out the comments that are sporadically left but that is about the extent of my behind the scenes knowledge of wordpress.

So back to the stats… Well my graph was pretty flat, ranging from no visits to around 50 or so a day with no visits being much more prevalent.  Then just by coincidence yesterday the visits went through the roof.  It went from 48 views the previous day to 1,255 visits yesterday.  WTF?  I started thinking that perhaps it was in direct proportion to the amount of swearing that takes place (specifically about the shit that I dealt with Saturday night – BTW, boy-child is fit and well).  Apparently most of my visits came fromr google and a few from flickr.  Most interesting though was the search terms that people used to get here.  Again I was thinking rude words, but no most were related to Hannah Montana.  Go figure! 

So what is happening in the world of Hannah Montana to make me so interesting?

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Drugs?

August 18, 2008 · 1 Comment

A conversation between girl-child and man-child.  She is sitting on his lap, staring into his face with all the love of a 4 year old and her dad…

 

“Dadda, look there are lines on your face, lots of lines.”  said with loving concern.

“Dadda, you’re a crack head!”

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